Japanese-based car manufacturer Toyota has announced that they will no longer be including brakes in any of their vehicles as part of a new initiative to be reduce carbon emissions.
Criticizing people for being “too attached to their phones” is the logical equivalent of accusing people of being “too attached to their brains.” To illustrated, let's see what happens when we apply common critiques of smartphones to another one of humanity's most potent tools: the human brain. Those spoiled sapiens, one might say. In my day, … Continue reading Twisted Logic #1: Phones are Better than Brains
Dear God, I`m writing to express some complaints I have concerning your Humans® product line. Now, in a lot of ways, the products are great: I've found that they can be programmed to automatically clean up messes, give massages, and cook meals. Most recently, I learned how to make them pour some sugar on me … Continue reading Some Modest Complaints
With toaster waffles ending their longstanding term as my chosen breakfast dish (since there are none left in my freezer), campaign season is in full swing for the election of my next breakfast food, which will likely remain in power for the next several weeks. So far, the most popular candidates seem to be oatmeal, … Continue reading Body Parts Set to Vote on New Breakfast Food