Weekly Input #3: A Timely Return to Form

All right, I admit that it’s been a while. In my defense, though, since it’s a widely accepted truism that silence often speaks louder than words, I’ve really actually written more on this blog during that period than I ever did before; much like the use of white space in art, so too has the …

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Toyota Goes Green, Removes Brakes From Cars

Japanese-based car manufacturer Toyota has announced that they will no longer be including brakes in any of their vehicles as part of a new initiative to be reduce carbon emissions.

Twisted Logic #1: Phones are Better than Brains

Criticizing people for being “too attached to their phones” is the logical equivalent of accusing people of being “too attached to their brains.” To illustrated, let's see what happens when we apply common critiques of smartphones  to another one of humanity's most potent tools: the human brain. Those spoiled sapiens, one might say. In my day, …

Some Modest Complaints

Dear God, I`m writing to express some complaints I have concerning your Humans® product line. Now, in a lot of ways, the products are great: I've found that they can be programmed to automatically clean up messes, give massages, and cook meals. Most recently, I learned how to make them pour some sugar on me …